10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com