10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach