10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.