10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.