10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.