10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.