10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)