10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury