10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--