10 Random Poker Quotes

If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Why not, when some because there are three.
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer