10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Fold and live to fold again
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Never educate a stupid poker player.