10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown