10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.