10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright