10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel