10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword