10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --