10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for loners.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.