10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• im going to 2 out you to death