10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.