10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is for loners.