10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio