10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.