10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for loners.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.