10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves