10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---