10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.