10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."