10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.