10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth