10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!