10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright