10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.