10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."