10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"