10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike