10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword