10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.