10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."