10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth