10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.