10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth