10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "No river, no fish."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright