10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."