10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'