10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.