10 Random Poker Quotes

Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus