10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)