10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth