10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--